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A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
IMDb 7.1/10201112 seasons
ComedyRomanceHumorous
ComedyRomanceHumorous
IMDb 7.1/10201112 seasons
Cast: Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. Jones
U/A 16+
24 episodes

  • 1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast in the season premiere.
    ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast in the season premiere.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Sep 19, 2011

  • 2. People Who Love Peepholes

    2. People Who Love Peepholes

    JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.
    JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Sep 26, 2011

  • 3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget.
    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Oct 3, 2011

  • 4. Nine Magic Fingers

    4. Nine Magic Fingers

    On the rebound, Walden goes looking for Mrs Right.
    On the rebound, Walden goes looking for Mrs Right.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 10, 2011

  • 5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Alan struggles with Lyndsey's risqué movie past.
    Alan struggles with Lyndsey's risqué movie past.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 17, 2011

  • 6. The Squat and Hover

    6. The Squat and Hover

    Walden meets a girl who looks just like Bridget.
    Walden meets a girl who looks just like Bridget.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 24, 2011

  • 7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Jake's crush (MACEY CRUTHIRD) has a crush on Walden.
    Jake's crush (MACEY CRUTHIRD) has a crush on Walden.
    U/A 16+
    19min
    Oct 31, 2011

  • 8. Thanks for the Intercourse

    8. Thanks for the Intercourse

    Walden's redecorating sends Alan over the edge.
    Walden's redecorating sends Alan over the edge.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 7, 2011

  • 9. Frodo's Headshots

    9. Frodo's Headshots

    Alan's sanity is tested upon release from the hospital.
    Alan's sanity is tested upon release from the hospital.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 14, 2011

  • 10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Walden tentatively re-enters the dating world.
    Walden tentatively re-enters the dating world.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 21, 2011

  • 11. A Lovely Landing Strip

    11. A Lovely Landing Strip

    Bridget reappears in Walden's life... and so does Rose!
    Bridget reappears in Walden's life... and so does Rose!
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Dec 5, 2011

  • 12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Walden's mom (MIMI ROGERS) reveals a secret about his past.
    Walden's mom (MIMI ROGERS) reveals a secret about his past.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Dec 12, 2011

  • 13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Walden enlists Alan as an ally in a boardroom battle.
    Walden enlists Alan as an ally in a boardroom battle.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Jan 2, 2012

  • 14. A Possum on Chemo

    14. A Possum on Chemo

    Zoey pressures Walden to trim his hair and beard.
    Zoey pressures Walden to trim his hair and beard.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Jan 16, 2012

  • 15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's 'special' brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.
    Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's 'special' brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Feb 6, 2012

  • 16. Sips, sonnets and sodomy

    16. Sips, sonnets and sodomy

    A storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house.
    A storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Feb 13, 2012

  • 17. Not in My Mouth!

    17. Not in My Mouth!

    Walden shares his feelings during a near-death experience.
    Walden shares his feelings during a near-death experience.
    U/A 16+
    19min
    Feb 20, 2012

  • 18. The War Against Gingivitis

    18. The War Against Gingivitis

    PATTON OSWALT stars as Walden's ex-business partner.
    PATTON OSWALT stars as Walden's ex-business partner.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Feb 27, 2012

  • 19. Palmdale, ech

    19. Palmdale, ech

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another.
    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Mar 19, 2012

  • 20. Grandma's Pie

    20. Grandma's Pie

    Walden tells Zoey he's going into business with his ex-wife.
    Walden tells Zoey he's going into business with his ex-wife.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Apr 9, 2012

  • 21. Mr Hose says 'Yes'

    21. Mr Hose says 'Yes'

    Zoey and Ava move in with Walden on a trial basis.
    Zoey and Ava move in with Walden on a trial basis.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Apr 16, 2012

  • 22. Why We Gave Up Women

    22. Why We Gave Up Women

    Charlie Harper returns from hell in the form of KATHY BATES.
    Charlie Harper returns from hell in the form of KATHY BATES.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Apr 30, 2012

  • 23. The Straw in My Doughnut Hole

    23. The Straw in My Doughnut Hole

    On the 200th episode, Alan returns home from the hospital.
    On the 200th episode, Alan returns home from the hospital.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    May 7, 2012

  • 24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    Jake decides his future in the ninth season finale.
    Jake decides his future in the ninth season finale.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    May 14, 2012

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    Two and a Half Men
    ComedyRomanceHumorous
    IMDb 7.1/10201112 seasons
    A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
    Creators and Cast
    Directors
    James Widdoes
    Producers
    Chuck LorreLee AronsohnEric TannenbaumKim TannenbaumAndy Ackerman
    Cast
    Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAshton KutcherMarin HinkleMelanie LynskeyConchata FerrellHolland TaylorAmber Tamblyn
    Studio
    WB
    Content advisory
    U/A 16+
    frightening scenesviolencesexual contentfoul languagealcohol usesubstance usetobacco depictions
    Audio languages
    5.1
    EnglishEnglish Dialogue Boost: MediumEnglish Dialogue Boost: High
    Subtitles
    English [CC]हिन्दीதமிழ்తెలుగు
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