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A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
ComedyRomanceHumorous
ComedyRomanceHumorous
IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
Cast: Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. Jones
U/A 16+
23 episodes

  • 1. I changed my mind about the milk

    1. I changed my mind about the milk

    Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday on the premiere.
    Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday on the premiere.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Sep 27, 2012

  • 2. A big bag of dog

    2. A big bag of dog

    Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
    Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 4, 2012

  • 3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Alan and Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH) decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
    Alan and Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH) decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 11, 2012

  • 4. You Know What The Lollipop Is For

    4. You Know What The Lollipop Is For

    Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town. Actress MILEY CYRUS guest stars as Missi, the friend who comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake when he comes home from the Army.
    Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town. Actress MILEY CYRUS guest stars as Missi, the friend who comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake when he comes home from the Army.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 18, 2012

  • 5. That's not what they call it in Amsterdam

    5. That's not what they call it in Amsterdam

    Rose (MELANIE LYNSKEY) returns...and she's after Walden!
    Rose (MELANIE LYNSKEY) returns...and she's after Walden!
    U/A 16+
    29min
    Oct 25, 2012

  • 6. Ferrets, attack!

    6. Ferrets, attack!

    Walden has to choose between Rose and Zoey.
    Walden has to choose between Rose and Zoey.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Nov 1, 2012

  • 7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jake & Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house.
    Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jake & Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 8, 2012

  • 8. Something My Gynecologist Said

    8. Something My Gynecologist Said

    Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
    Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 15, 2012

  • 9. I Scream When I Pee

    9. I Scream When I Pee

    Alan's "smokin' hot," famous ex-wife Kandi (guest star APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday... until Walden helps make it special.
    Alan's "smokin' hot," famous ex-wife Kandi (guest star APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday... until Walden helps make it special.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Nov 29, 2012

  • 10. One nut Johnson

    10. One nut Johnson

    Walden creates a new poorer identity to help him find love.
    Walden creates a new poorer identity to help him find love.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Dec 6, 2012

  • 11. Give Santa a Tail-hole

    11. Give Santa a Tail-hole

    Walden juggles having two identities - rich man and poor man - and "Sam Wilson" gets a new job during the holiday season, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.
    Walden juggles having two identities - rich man and poor man - and "Sam Wilson" gets a new job during the holiday season, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Dec 13, 2012

  • 12. Welcome to Alancrest

    12. Welcome to Alancrest

    Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.
    Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Jan 3, 2013

  • 13. Grab a feather and get in line

    13. Grab a feather and get in line

    Walden reveals the truth about his identity to Kate in song!
    Walden reveals the truth about his identity to Kate in song!
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Jan 10, 2013

  • 14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    Alan refuses to give Lyndsey a key to the beach house!
    Alan refuses to give Lyndsey a key to the beach house!
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Jan 31, 2013

  • 15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy (JAIME PRESSLY), his 36-year-old girlfriend. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.
    Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy (JAIME PRESSLY), his 36-year-old girlfriend. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Feb 7, 2013

  • 16. Advantage: fat, flying baby

    16. Advantage: fat, flying baby

    Walden tries to win Kate back on Valentine's Day.
    Walden tries to win Kate back on Valentine's Day.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Feb 14, 2013

  • 17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    Walden meets his ex-wife at a high-end singles mixer.
    Walden meets his ex-wife at a high-end singles mixer.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Feb 21, 2013

  • 18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

    18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

    Alan moves in with Herb after a fight with Walden.
    Alan moves in with Herb after a fight with Walden.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Mar 7, 2013

  • 19. Big episode. Someone stole a spoon.

    19. Big episode. Someone stole a spoon.

    Walden and Alan cheer up Herb with a nonstop party.
    Walden and Alan cheer up Herb with a nonstop party.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Mar 14, 2013

  • 20. Bazinga! That's from a TV show.

    20. Bazinga! That's from a TV show.

    Jake cheats on his girlfriend... with her teenage daughter!
    Jake cheats on his girlfriend... with her teenage daughter!
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Apr 4, 2013

  • 21. Another night with Neil Diamond

    21. Another night with Neil Diamond

    Alan's devastated after his breakup with Lyndsey!
    Alan's devastated after his breakup with Lyndsey!
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Apr 25, 2013

  • 22. My bodacious Vidalia

    22. My bodacious Vidalia

    Alan gets a 'breakover' (i.e. post-breakup makeover)!
    Alan gets a 'breakover' (i.e. post-breakup makeover)!
    U/A 16+
    21min
    May 2, 2013

  • 23. Cows, prepare to be tipped

    23. Cows, prepare to be tipped

    On the season finale, Walden dates a girl & her grandmother!
    On the season finale, Walden dates a girl & her grandmother!
    U/A 16+
    22min
    May 8, 2013

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    Two and a Half Men
    ComedyRomanceHumorous
    IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
    A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
    Creators and Cast
    Directors
    James Widdoes
    Producers
    Chuck LorreLee AronsohnEric TannenbaumKim TannenbaumAndy Ackerman
    Cast
    Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAshton KutcherMarin HinkleMelanie LynskeyConchata FerrellHolland TaylorAmber Tamblyn
    Studio
    Warner Bros.
    Content advisory
    U/A 16+
    violencesexual contentfoul languagealcohol usesubstance usetobacco depictions
    Audio languages
    5.1
    EnglishEnglish Dialogue Boost: MediumEnglish Dialogue Boost: High
    Subtitles
    English [CC]हिन्दीதமிழ்తెలుగు
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