Two and a Half Men
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16 episodes
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach
In the twelfth and final season premiere, Walden (ASHTON KUTCHER) decides to reprioritise his life with Alan's (JON CRYER) help, following a Halloween health scare.
21min
Oct 30, 2014
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza
When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. MICHAEL BOLTON returns as himself.
21min
Nov 6, 2014
3. Glamping in a Yurt
3. Glamping in a Yurt
Walden and Alan have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
21min
Nov 13, 2014
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby. MAGGIE LAWSON guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.
21min
Nov 20, 2014
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected. EDAN ALEXANDER joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.
21min
Nov 27, 2014
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl
When Alan realises that Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.
21min
Dec 4, 2014
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan joins the moms for a girls night out.
21min
Dec 11, 2014
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Walden's stalker, Rose.
21min
Dec 18, 2014
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be with women with Louis in the house. Also, Herb (RYAN STILES) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
21min
Jan 8, 2015
10. Here I Come, Pants!
10. Here I Come, Pants!
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
21min
Jan 15, 2015
11. For Whom the Booty Calls
11. For Whom the Booty Calls
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
21min
Jan 22, 2015
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis's adoption.
21min
Jan 29, 2015
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms McMartin, it will jeopardise his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
21min
Feb 5, 2015
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but Alan's selfish & impractical choice puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
21min
Feb 12, 2015
15. Of Course He's Dead - Part One
15. Of Course He's Dead - Part One
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy's twelfth and final season.
39min
Feb 19, 2015
16. Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
16. Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy's twelfth and final season.
21min
Feb 18, 2015
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