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A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
IMDb 7.1/10200912 seasons
ComedyRomanceHumorous
ComedyRomanceHumorous
IMDb 7.1/10200912 seasons
Cast: Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. Jones
U/A 16+
22 episodes

  • 1. 818-jklpuzo

    1. 818-jklpuzo

    Charlie must decide between his fiancé and his old flame.
    Charlie must decide between his fiancé and his old flame.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Sep 21, 2009

  • 2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    When Charlie's fiancé, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.
    When Charlie's fiancé, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Sep 28, 2009

  • 3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother.
    Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Oct 5, 2009

  • 4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
    Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 12, 2009

  • 5. For the Sake of the Child

    5. For the Sake of the Child

    Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.
    Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 19, 2009

  • 6. Give me your thumb

    6. Give me your thumb

    Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
    Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Nov 2, 2009

  • 7. Untainted by Filth

    7. Untainted by Filth

    Charlie & Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
    Charlie & Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 9, 2009

  • 8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.
    Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Nov 16, 2009

  • 9. Captain Terry's spray-on hair

    9. Captain Terry's spray-on hair

    Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
    Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Nov 23, 2009

  • 10. That's Why They Call it 'Ball Room'

    10. That's Why They Call it 'Ball Room'

    Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
    Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Dec 7, 2009

  • 11. Warning, it's Dirty

    11. Warning, it's Dirty

    Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
    Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Dec 14, 2009

  • 12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Jan 11, 2010

  • 13. Yay, No Polyps!

    13. Yay, No Polyps!

    Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.
    Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Jan 18, 2010

  • 14. Crude and uncalled for

    14. Crude and uncalled for

    Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.
    Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Feb 1, 2010

  • 15. Aye, aye, Captain Douche

    15. Aye, aye, Captain Douche

    Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.
    Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Feb 8, 2010

  • 16. Tinkle Like a Princess

    16. Tinkle Like a Princess

    Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea!
    Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea!
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Mar 1, 2010

  • 17. I Found Your Moustache

    17. I Found Your Moustache

    Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
    Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Mar 8, 2010

  • 18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
    Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Mar 22, 2010

  • 19. Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave

    19. Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave

    Jake's friend is a bad influence but Alan likes his hot mom.
    Jake's friend is a bad influence but Alan likes his hot mom.
    U/A 16+
    19min
    Apr 12, 2010

  • 20. I Called Him Magoo

    20. I Called Him Magoo

    Alan tries for an intimate night with his new girlfriend.
    Alan tries for an intimate night with his new girlfriend.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    May 10, 2010

  • 21. Gumby with a Pokey - fka Another Hairy Adventure

    21. Gumby with a Pokey - fka Another Hairy Adventure

    Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past - including guest stars KATHERINE LANASA, MING NA, EMMANUELLE VAUGIER, RACHEL CANNON, AJA EVANS, MAGDALENA HOLLAND, REBECCA MCFARLAND, KATY MIXON...
    Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past - including guest stars KATHERINE LANASA, MING NA, EMMANUELLE VAUGIER, RACHEL CANNON, AJA EVANS, MAGDALENA HOLLAND, REBECCA MCFARLAND, KATY MIXON...
    U/A 16+
    22min
    May 17, 2010

  • 22. This is Not Gonna End Well

    22. This is Not Gonna End Well

    After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party to Charlie's chagrin.
    After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party to Charlie's chagrin.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    May 24, 2010

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    Two and a Half Men
    ComedyRomanceHumorous
    IMDb 7.1/10200912 seasons
    A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
    Creators and Cast
    Directors
    James Widdoes
    Producers
    Chuck LorreLee AronsohnEric TannenbaumKim TannenbaumAndy Ackerman
    Cast
    Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAshton KutcherMarin HinkleMelanie LynskeyConchata FerrellHolland TaylorAmber Tamblyn
    Studio
    WB
    Content advisory
    U/A 16+
    violencesexual contentfoul languagealcohol use
    Audio languages
    5.1
    EnglishEnglish Dialogue Boost: MediumEnglish Dialogue Boost: High
    Subtitles
    English [CC]हिन्दीதமிழ்తెలుగు
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