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A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
ComedyRomanceHumorous
ComedyRomanceHumorous
IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
Cast: Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. Jones
U/A 16+
24 episodes

  • 1. Working for Caligula

    1. Working for Caligula

    Charlie deals with the aftermath of his cancelled wedding.
    Charlie deals with the aftermath of his cancelled wedding.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Sep 18, 2006

  • 2. Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

    2. Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

    Charlie finally tells Alan why he broke up with Mia.
    Charlie finally tells Alan why he broke up with Mia.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Sep 25, 2006

  • 3. The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

    3. The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

    Charlie attempts to surf to impress a beautiful girl.
    Charlie attempts to surf to impress a beautiful girl.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 2, 2006

  • 4. A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

    4. A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

    Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
    Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 9, 2006

  • 5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    Alan is overjoyed that soon he'll no longer owe alimony.
    Alan is overjoyed that soon he'll no longer owe alimony.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 16, 2006

  • 6. Apologies for the Frivolity

    6. Apologies for the Frivolity

    Charlie is attracted to a blonde high-end real estate agent.
    Charlie is attracted to a blonde high-end real estate agent.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 23, 2006

  • 7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Berta seeks vengeance on the man who got her daughter pregnant.
    Berta seeks vengeance on the man who got her daughter pregnant.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 30, 2006

  • 8. Release the Dogs

    8. Release the Dogs

    Alan attempts to discover the source of his insomnia.
    Alan attempts to discover the source of his insomnia.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 13, 2006

  • 9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Charlie's annoyed with Alan for constantly borrowing money.
    Charlie's annoyed with Alan for constantly borrowing money.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 20, 2006

  • 10. Kissing Abe Lincoln

    10. Kissing Abe Lincoln

    Charlie must choose between his girlfriend, Lydia, and Berta.
    Charlie must choose between his girlfriend, Lydia, and Berta.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 27, 2006

  • 11. Walnuts and Demerol

    11. Walnuts and Demerol

    Charlie hosts an unplanned, unwanted holiday party.
    Charlie hosts an unplanned, unwanted holiday party.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Dec 11, 2006

  • 12. Castrating Sheep in Montana

    12. Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Naomi.
    Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Naomi.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Jan 8, 2007

  • 13. Don't Worry Speed Racer

    13. Don't Worry Speed Racer

    Jake reveals that he overhears Judith and Herb in bed.
    Jake reveals that he overhears Judith and Herb in bed.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Jan 22, 2007

  • 14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    Charlie sets up Alan with their hot new neighbour, Danielle.
    Charlie sets up Alan with their hot new neighbour, Danielle.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Feb 5, 2007

  • 15. My Damn Stalker

    15. My Damn Stalker

    Charlie realises that he must face his feelings for Rose.
    Charlie realises that he must face his feelings for Rose.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Feb 12, 2007

  • 16. Young People Have Phlegm Too

    16. Young People Have Phlegm Too

    At a hot new club, Charlie and Alan are considered old.
    At a hot new club, Charlie and Alan are considered old.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 9, 2004

  • 17. I Merely Slept With A Commie

    17. I Merely Slept With A Commie

    Evelyn bitterly ignores Charlie and Alan for a few weeks.
    Evelyn bitterly ignores Charlie and Alan for a few weeks.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Feb 26, 2007

  • 18. It Never Rains in Hooterville

    18. It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Alan realises that Jake is almost grown up.
    Alan realises that Jake is almost grown up.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Mar 19, 2007

  • 19. Smooth as a Ken Doll

    19. Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Judith wants Charlie to stop pursuing Herb's sister, Myra.
    Judith wants Charlie to stop pursuing Herb's sister, Myra.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Apr 9, 2007

  • 20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Charlie gets a surprise when he admits he truly likes Myra.
    Charlie gets a surprise when he admits he truly likes Myra.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Apr 16, 2007

  • 21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Charlie suspects a single father who's gay is attracted to Alan.
    Charlie suspects a single father who's gay is attracted to Alan.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Apr 23, 2007

  • 22. Mr McGlue's Feedbag

    22. Mr McGlue's Feedbag

    Charlie takes Jake to a racetrack. Alan's at a hellish DMV.
    Charlie takes Jake to a racetrack. Alan's at a hellish DMV.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Apr 30, 2007

  • 23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Jake finds out that he must attend summer school.
    Jake finds out that he must attend summer school.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    May 7, 2007

  • 24. Prostitutes and Gelato

    24. Prostitutes and Gelato

    Charlie and Alan must confront their 'daddy issues'.
    Charlie and Alan must confront their 'daddy issues'.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    May 14, 2007

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    Two and a Half Men
    ComedyRomanceHumorous
    IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
    A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
    Creators and Cast
    Directors
    Gary Halvorson
    Producers
    Chuck LorreLee AronsohnEric TannenbaumKim TannenbaumAndy Ackerman
    Cast
    Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAshton KutcherMarin HinkleMelanie LynskeyConchata FerrellHolland TaylorAmber Tamblyn
    Studio
    WB
    Content advisory
    U/A 16+
    violencesexual contentfoul languagealcohol use
    Audio languages
    EnglishEnglish Dialogue Boost: MediumEnglish Dialogue Boost: High
    Subtitles
    English [CC]हिन्दीதமிழ்తెలుగు
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