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A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
ComedyRomanceHumorous
ComedyRomanceHumorous
IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
Cast: Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. Jones
U/A 16+
19 episodes

  • 1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Charlie & Alan try to prepare Jake for junior high.
    Charlie & Alan try to prepare Jake for junior high.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Sep 24, 2007

  • 2. Media Room Slash Dungeon

    2. Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Janeane Garofalo guest stars as Alan's date.
    Janeane Garofalo guest stars as Alan's date.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 1, 2007

  • 3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Alan introduces Charlie to a sophisticated, intelligent judge.
    Alan introduces Charlie to a sophisticated, intelligent judge.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 8, 2007

  • 4. City of Great Racks

    4. City of Great Racks

    In the 100th episode, Charlie sees Rose's face everywhere.
    In the 100th episode, Charlie sees Rose's face everywhere.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 15, 2007

  • 5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Charlie finds creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's son.
    Charlie finds creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's son.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 22, 2007

  • 6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him.
    Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 29, 2007

  • 7. Our Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room

    7. Our Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room

    Charlie and Alan argue over Alan's place in the house.
    Charlie and Alan argue over Alan's place in the house.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Nov 5, 2007

  • 8. Is There a Mrs Waffles?

    8. Is There a Mrs Waffles?

    Charlie finds success as a children's singing star.
    Charlie finds success as a children's singing star.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Nov 12, 2007

  • 9. Tight's Good

    9. Tight's Good

    Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.
    Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Nov 18, 2007

  • 10. Kinda Like Necrophilia

    10. Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Alan discovers Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.
    Alan discovers Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 26, 2007

  • 11. Meander to Your Dander

    11. Meander to Your Dander

    Charlie coaches Alan in the art of breaking up with a woman.
    Charlie coaches Alan in the art of breaking up with a woman.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Mar 17, 2008

  • 12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    Rose returns to take strange care of a very sick Charlie.
    Rose returns to take strange care of a very sick Charlie.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Mar 24, 2008

  • 13. The Soil Is Moist

    13. The Soil Is Moist

    Alan dates his ex-wife's friend. Ryan Stiles guest stars.
    Alan dates his ex-wife's friend. Ryan Stiles guest stars.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Mar 31, 2008

  • 14. Winky-Dink Time

    14. Winky-Dink Time

    Charlie and Jake double date; Alan is set up with a hooker.
    Charlie and Jake double date; Alan is set up with a hooker.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Apr 14, 2008

  • 15. Rough Night in Hump Junction

    15. Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Alan worries Charlie's womanising is out of control.
    Alan worries Charlie's womanising is out of control.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Apr 21, 2008

  • 16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    ROBERT WAGNER and JENNY McCARTHY guest star.
    ROBERT WAGNER and JENNY McCARTHY guest star.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Apr 28, 2008

  • 17. Fish in a Drawer

    17. Fish in a Drawer

    A CSI team investigates a puzzling death at Charlie's house.
    A CSI team investigates a puzzling death at Charlie's house.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    May 5, 2008

  • 18. If My Hole Could Talk

    18. If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie is attracted to an older woman (SUSAN BLAKELY).
    Charlie is attracted to an older woman (SUSAN BLAKELY).
    U/A 16+
    22min
    May 12, 2008

  • 19. Waiting for the Right Snapper

    19. Waiting for the Right Snapper

    SUSAN BLAKELY and JANE LYNCH guest star.
    SUSAN BLAKELY and JANE LYNCH guest star.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    May 19, 2008

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    Two and a Half Men
    ComedyRomanceHumorous
    IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
    A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
    Creators and Cast
    Directors
    Ted Wass
    Producers
    Chuck LorreLee AronsohnEric TannenbaumKim TannenbaumAndy Ackerman
    Cast
    Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. JonesAshton KutcherMarin HinkleMelanie LynskeyConchata FerrellHolland TaylorAnna GravesAmber Tamblyn
    Studio
    Warner Bros.
    Content advisory
    U/A 16+
    violencesexual contentfoul languagealcohol usesubstance useFlashing lights and strobing patterns might affect photosensitive viewers
    Audio languages
    English
    Subtitles
    English [CC]हिन्दीதமிழ்తెలుగు
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