The Office

The Slough branch of Wernham Hogg welcomes the new intake from Swindon following the merger. David's new boss is the popular, good looking and funny Neil, who used to be his equivalent at Swindon. But David is confident his welcome speech will be a huge hit with the new staff. It isn't.

Gareth has his eye on the new girl, Rachel, but she is more interested in Tim. After a practice fire drill, during which he leaves Brenda and her wheelchair halfway down the stairwell, David completes the annual staff appraisals. Then it's time to boost his popularity with the straight-talking 'Swindon lot' with a lunchtime trip to the pub.

David has a new wardrobe: cuban heels and a brown leather jacket that looks particularly familiar to Neil. At Trudy's birthday party things are hotting up between Tim and Rachel, much to the despair of Gareth and Dawn. As for the birthday girl, she is doling out kisses to all the males in the office - all the males, that is, except David.

Tim and Rachel are now openly canoodling in the office, while Gareth finds common ground with the IT man as they discuss Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris films. Meanwhile, David is preparing for his first 'gig' on motivational techniques. At the business seminar, David prepares backstage before making his big entrance.

Wernham Hogg is doing its bit for charity. Dawn is selling kisses, Gareth is on a sponsored hop, and Keith looks great in his Ali G outfit. Neil and Rachel are the hit of the day with their Saturday Night Fever routine, prompting David to boast of his superior dancing skills. The display that follows from David is simply unforgettable.

Tim finally plucks up the courage to talk to Dawn before she leaves for America.