Two and a Half Men
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A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
ComedyRomanceHumorous
ComedyRomanceHumorous
IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
U/A 16+
24 episodes
  • 1. Pilot

    1. Pilot

    Charlie's brother, Alan, and nephew show up unexpectedly.
    Charlie's brother, Alan, and nephew show up unexpectedly.
    U/A 16+
    23min
    Oct 3, 2012
  • 2. Big Flappy Bastards

    2. Big Flappy Bastards

    Unsure how to discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child 'forgets' to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith.
    Unsure how to discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child 'forgets' to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Sep 29, 2003
  • 3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    After Alan's attempt at a father/son weekend with Jake backfires, Charlie consoles his brother by getting him totally inebriated. Their Cab Driver offers unsolicited therapy.
    After Alan's attempt at a father/son weekend with Jake backfires, Charlie consoles his brother by getting him totally inebriated. Their Cab Driver offers unsolicited therapy.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 6, 2003
  • 4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

    4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

    When Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, Charlie sends Alan to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith.
    When Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, Charlie sends Alan to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Oct 13, 2003
  • 5. Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump

    5. Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump

    Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games and soon makes a date with a sexy soccer mom. Meanwhile, two single mothers 'hit' on Alan--literally.
    Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games and soon makes a date with a sexy soccer mom. Meanwhile, two single mothers 'hit' on Alan--literally.
    U/A 16+
    19min
    Oct 20, 2003
  • 6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn. Meanwhile, Charlie's lessons about screening calls from women backfire.
    Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn. Meanwhile, Charlie's lessons about screening calls from women backfire.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Oct 27, 2003
  • 7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake

    7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake

    Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it.
    Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Nov 3, 2003
  • 8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

    8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

    When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone.
    When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone.
    U/A 16+
    19min
    Nov 10, 2003
  • 9. Phase One, Complete

    9. Phase One, Complete

    Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy, but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. Wendy charms Evelyn as well.
    Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy, but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. Wendy charms Evelyn as well.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Nov 17, 2003
  • 10. Merry Thanksgiving

    10. Merry Thanksgiving

    When Charlie finds out that his favourite former girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé.
    When Charlie finds out that his favourite former girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Nov 24, 2003
  • 11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date.
    Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Dec 15, 2003
  • 12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

    12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

    When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her.
    When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Jan 5, 2004
  • 13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

    13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

    Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine.
    Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Jan 12, 2004
  • 14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

    14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

    When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept.
    When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Feb 2, 2004
  • 15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    Charlie and Alan find Frankie, a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her.
    Charlie and Alan find Frankie, a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Feb 9, 2004
  • 16. That Was Saliva, Alan

    16. That Was Saliva, Alan

    Frankie, whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat, explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter.
    Frankie, whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat, explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    Feb 16, 2004
  • 17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands and leaves Jake with Charlie.
    Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands and leaves Jake with Charlie.
    U/A 16+
    20min
    Feb 23, 2004
  • 18. An Old Flame With a New Wick

    18. An Old Flame With a New Wick

    Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise.
    Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Mar 1, 2004
  • 19. I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You

    19. I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You

    Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave.
    Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave.
    U/A 16+
    19min
    Mar 22, 2004
  • 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays 'Smoke on the Water' on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. To cheer him up, Alan tries a father/son chat.
    Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays 'Smoke on the Water' on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. To cheer him up, Alan tries a father/son chat.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    Apr 19, 2004
  • 21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

    21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake.
    Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    May 3, 2004
  • 22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week, but he doesn't realise that he, too, is having issues.
    Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week, but he doesn't realise that he, too, is having issues.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    May 10, 2004
  • 23. Just Like Buffalo

    23. Just Like Buffalo

    When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child.
    When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child.
    U/A 16+
    21min
    May 17, 2004
  • 24. Can You Feel My Finger?

    24. Can You Feel My Finger?

    One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant. When Alan realises that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.
    One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant. When Alan realises that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.
    U/A 16+
    22min
    May 24, 2004
  • Two and a Half Men
    ComedyRomanceHumorous
    IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
    A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers - Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
    Content advisory
    U/A 16+
    violencesexual contentfoul languagealcohol use
    Audio languages
    English
    Subtitles
    English [CC]हिन्दीதமிழ்తెలుగు
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