Blue Mountain State

Three incoming freshmen attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

The team throws Craig a promise ring bachelor party, and the next morning he notices his ring is gone.

Thad brags that he doesn't need to get laid because of his Pocket Pussy. One of the players steals Thad's PP and the team all take turns using it, not knowing that it is carrying syphilis.

Billy the goat mascot and Sammy are kidnapped by a rival school.

After too much slacking, Alex gets demoted to third string. He is ecstatic at first, but then realizes that the third stringers are a bunch of freaks.

After losing two games in a row, the team participates in a Drug Olympics to exorcise their demons.

Recruitment week starts at BMS, and Alex tries to get the #1 quarterback recruit, Golden Arm, to commit to BMS so Alex won't ever have to start.

Alex unknowingly breaks a years-long truce between the football team and lacrosse team by hooking up with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, and a war ensues.

Alex, Thad and some other players learn that they are failing and have to pass an upcoming test so they don't lose their eligibility.

Sammy, Alex and Craig participate (along with the rest of the school) in the Marathon Monday tradition of drinking for a full 24 hours.

Alex gets fan mail from a guy who wants Alex to date his daughter.

The team finds out that they have to be drug tested, so they try to stay sober for three days but can't function normally.

The team gets a bowl bid and heads to Louisiana for the game. Thad warns everyone of the tactics that the other team may use to sabotage BMS, including poisoning their food and sending their cheerleaders to seduce them.